Hindi Jokes Shayari Biography
Source(google.com.pk)Gujarati aur Maarwadi Gujarati Aur Maarwadi
1 Gujarati aur Maarwadi ne samandar ke kinaare Board par likha dekha :
"DOOBTE HUE KO BACHAANE WALE KO Rs. 500 ka INAAM"
Maarwadi :Main samandar mein jump lagata hoon, tum mujhe bacha lena, is tarah Rs. 500 milenge jise hum aadha-aadha baant lenge
Yeh keh kar Maarwadi paani mein kood gaya.
Gujju khamoshi se dekhta raha.
Maarwadi ne chilla ke kaha : Mujhe Tairna nahi aata tum mujhe bachaate kyon nahi?
Gujju : Tum ne board ke neeche nahi padha
Niche likha tha: "LAASH NIKAALNE WALE KO 5000 KA INAAM".
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Woh Baat Kuch Aur Thi Woh Baat Kuch Aur Thi
Aisa nahin ki yeh zindagi buri hai...
Par school life ki baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nhi ki ab hansi nahi aati...
Par doston mein baith ke khilkhilane wali baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi ki ab tension se raat nahi guzarti...
Par exams ki raaton mein jaagne wali baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi k aage aa kar kuch haasil na kiya ho...
Par passing marks le kar party udane wali baat kuch aur thi.
Aisa nahi ki ab zindagi nahi kat rahi hai...
Par doston mein zindagi jeene ki baat hi kuch aur thi.
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Maa Kya Hoti Hai Maa Kya Hoti Hai
Maa Kya Hoti Hai?
Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa.
Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai...
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Uth jao kanjron, 11 baj rahe hain, kutton ki tarah pade rahte ho, tumahre baap ne naukar nahi rakkhe hain jo tumhein nashta bana kar denge
Zindagi haraam kar rakhi hai kameeno ne. Kaam ke na kaaj ke dushman anaaj ke...
Note: Har "Maa" wale msg emotional nahi hote
Maa kabhi kabhi frustrated bhi to ho sakti hai
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Your Last Wish Your Last Wish
Judge: Your last wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shaadi, Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka visa, 2 saal ka haneymoon, 6-7 bachche jo aap ko nana nana kahein or mujhe papa aur main un sab ki shaadi karwa doon us ke baad aap jo faisla do mujhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha… meri koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo kamine ko.!
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Love Proposal Reaction Love Proposal Reaction
Agar ek ladka apna pyar izhar kare to ladki k 5 jawab ye hoge:
1) No
2) Yes
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun
4) I m engaged
5) I love someone else.
Aur ladki izhar kare pyar ko ladke ke 5 jawab ye hoge:
1) Haan.
2) Yes..
3) Ok..
4) Alright
5) Me too..
Moral : Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
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